Happy October 3rd and Mean Girls day!
Let’s celebrate with some of the best quotes! Even if we didn’t understand all the jokes at the time, we adopted them into our vocabularies and have been using the best lines ever since.
1. “Get in loser. We’re going shopping.” – Regina
2. “I wish we could all get along like we used to in middle school. I wish I could bake a cake filled with rainbows and smile and everyone would eat and be happy.” – Crying Girl
3. “She doesn’t even go here.” – Damian
4. “Cause she’s a life ruiner. She ruins people’s lives.”
5. “On Wednesday we wear pink.” – Karen
6. “There are two kinds of evil people in this world. Those who do evil stuff and those who see evil stuff being done and don’t try to stop it.” – Janice
7. “Don’t have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don’t have sex in the missionary position, don’t have sex standing up, just… don’t do it. Promise?” – Coach Carr
8. “You cant’s just ask someone why they’re white.” – Regina
9. “Grool.” – Cady
10. “It’s October 3rd.” – Cady
11. “That’s so fetch!” – Gretchen
12. “Stop trying to make fetch happen.” – Regina
13. “Say crack again.” – Damian
14. “That’s why her hair is so big. It’s full of secrets.” – Damian
15. “So you agree? You think you’re really pretty?” – Regina
16. “She made out with a hot dog.” – Karen
17. “You smell like a baby prostitute.” – Janis
18. “I’m not a regular mom, I’m a cool mom.” – Mrs. George
19. “Whatever, I’m getting cheese fries.” – Regina
20. “I don’t hate you ‘cause your fat. You’re fat ‘cause I hate you!” – Jessica
21. “Raise your hand if you have ever been personally victimized by Regina George.” – Ms. Norbury
22. “Ex-boyfriends are off-limits to friends. That’s just, like, the rules of feminism.” – Gretchen
23. “Boo, you whore!” – Regina
24. “Somebody should just stab Ceasar.” – Gretchen
25. “YOU CAN’T SIT WITH US!” – Gretchen
26. Why are you so obsessed with me?” – Regina
27. “Halloween is the one night a year when girls can dress like a total slut and no other girls can say anything about it.” – Cady
28. “I know she’s kind of socially retarded and weird, but she’s my friend… so, just promise me you won’t make fun of her!” – Regina
29. “I don’t know why. Its probably because I have a big, fat LESBIAN crush on you. Suck on that! Aye aye aye!” – Janis
30. “I’m kind of psychic. I have a fifth sense… It’s like I have ESPN or something. My breasts can tell when it’s gonna rain.” – Karen
I hope everyone is wearing pink today! I am and so is the mini.
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